May 2012
When you're looking at yourself alone in the...
totally-relatable:
So many funny relatable posts in this blog!
Spongebob is absorbent. He lives at the bottom of... →
wowfunniestposts:
this blog is epic
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
threehundredcats:
omfg i can’t
YES, OMFG LOL
AHAHAAHA omg brb … dying :’)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Be yourself my ass.
smilingtohide:
People: Just be yourself. You are who you are. Me: *being me* People: Wtf is wrong with you? Me:
When you're home alone singing loud and proud then...
sodamnrelatable:
I think we live in a time now where people are trying to decode things and I...
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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.
mindfuck
whoaaa
this is AMAZING
EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa
this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!
Whoa.
3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.
person: how are you feeling this morning
me: is dead an emotion
me: yay its a three day weekend i have an extra day to do fun things
body: im sorry did you say you wanted a sore throat, head aches, and to be on an emotional rollercoaster
me:
body:
me: fuck
parents: why are you awake so early me: who said i went to sleep